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We recently got a new head brewer and we are very proud of the beer he is creating here at The Toad. The beers highlighted below are his work. We’ve named the beers, and written the descriptions to be synonymous with the experience we want for our customers when they come to see us.

IPa Freely

ABV 7.2%

The Freely is one of our most popular IPA’s and one of our signature beers. Inspired by famous characters like Seymore Butts, Willy Makeit, Al Coholic, and Eileen Dover, this IPA is as fun to drink as it is to say. There’s a reason it’s one of our most popular beers.

Shred The Gnar

ABV 5.2

This IPA is a super rad hazy that, like, totally lives up to its name bro. Like, you can’t believe how awesome it tastes! And we totally don’t know how the ABV is so totally low on such a tastetastic brew. LOL! So you can, like, totally have more than one to chill out after grinding rails all day. Haha!

Smashsquatch IPA

ABV 6.1%

A smash is a Single Malt and Single Hop beer. A smash is also a very successful song, film, show, or performer according to the dictionary. In the case of our Smashsquatch, it’s a single malt, single hop, very successful IPA, and elusive beer-drinking manimal. Fortunately, you don’t have to have big feet or body fur to drink it. Just order one.

IPA Lightly

ABV 4.7%

IPA court is now in session and the verdict appears to be decisively delicious. This session IPA is light, crisp, and incredibly tasty. Made with Centennial and Simcoe hops, this low ABV beer is perfect for porch drinking but is just as refreshing enjoyed inside. Don’t tell anyone you heard it from us, but even the judge was drinking one in his chambers!

Red Crack

ABV 4.5%

Somebody was smoking somethin’ when they named this one. Fortunately, the big win for this Irish Red is the taste, not the name. You’ll love this easy-drinking red even if reds aren’t your go-to beer. Think of this one as the elementary school student that gets teased because of his name, but everyone loves him just the same!

Daughter Of Lavender

ABV 4.5%

Did you know that lavender is commonly used for anxiety, stress, and insomnia? It may help soothe wounds, help with hair loss, settle your stomach, improve your memory, prevent motion sickness, cool down hot flashes, and even prevent falls. When you brew a beer with it, you have a lavender beer. This one is refreshing, delicious, and educational!!

Ursula's Alpen Dunkelweisen

ABV 4.5%

This Dunkelweizen is our collaboration with Bristol Brewing and it is German wheatelicious!! It has a nice hint of banana on the nose and tongue that comes from the hefeweizen yeast. Actually, the brewer eats tons of bananas and can’t ever smell anything else. It has a smooth chocolate flavor from 7 pounds of dark chocolate and Madagascar vanilla added at the end of fermentation. We started with 10 pounds of chocolate but lost 3 pounds to the brewer’s chocolate-covered banana project of 2021. It’s still really good with 7!!

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ABV 5.8%

If you’re like most people, you’ve always wanted to try a Smoked Altbier but didn’t know where to get it or how to light it. Don’t worry, we got you! This Altbier is a german hybrid ale, meaning it’s fermented warm like an ale and then cellared at a low temperature like a lager. Because of the low temp when cellared, it’s much easier to light and smoke. In addition, we used peated malt to create the smoked flavor you can really taste in the beer. It’s the same kind of malt used to make the smoky scotch whisky. If you try to light or smoke this beer you will be charged double and ridiculed mercilessly by everyone in the brewery.

Wit You Were Beer

ABV 4.7%

The irony of naming a beer “Wit You Were Beer” has not escaped us. You can Wit all you want, it’s already a beer and a super flavorful and refreshing beer at that. Made with coriander, sweet orange peel, and tangerine, this easy-drinking 4.7% beer will make you “Wit you had another”. Our favorite beers around here are the punny ones, so obviously this is a favorite. You can now stop witting this description would end 🙂 We’re done!

Lighter Shade of Stout

ABV 5.8%

If you’ve never had a golden stout, you’re past due. Even if you don’t drink stouts, you gotta try this beer. The experience starts with coffee and ends with chocolate with plenty of easy-drinking deliciousness in the middle. You don’t need to think of it as a stout, just a tasty Lighter Shade of Stout.

Barry Blondes

ABV 5.0%

Talk about a Grand Slam! Barry Blondes is brewed with blueberries and blackberries to really hit the sweet spot on your taste buds. It’s an easy drinker and a perfect summer beer so slide in and give it a try.

Wong the Potter

ABV 5.4%

So you don’t know what a Patersbier is huh? Well, it’s a light Belgian Trappist ale! Still doesn’t ring a bell? Well, you’ll have to give it a try and see if you like it. Only then will you be able to explain it to your beer-drinking friends and impress them with your knowledge of beers they’ve never heard of either.

NOT BEER

Hey, we get it, beer is not for everybody. Just kidding, we don’t get that at all but we understand that you may not be in the mood for beer, or just want a different option. Perhaps a beer did you wrong at some point and you now have a bitter taste in your mouth for beer. Whatever the reason, your business really isn’t our business, but our business is to make your experience here enjoyable, memorable, and free of probing questions as to why you’re not ordering a beer. With that said, our “Not Beer” options are available without explanation or judgement 🙂

Tadpole Seltzer Water

ABV None

You will really love this alcohol-free option if that’s what you’re looking for. We desperately want to make a joke about it being made with real tadpoles but our incredibly dull and humorless marketing team said no. We may call our next one “Buzz Kill Seltzer” in their honor.

Soda

ABV None

Pop, soda, coke, soda pop… it doesn’t really matter what you call it, we have a variety of sweet, bubbly, and even fizzy beverages available. Just ask what we have on tap and we’ll let you know that we only have cans. It’s fun for us.