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We recently got a new head brewer and we are very proud of the beer he is creating here at The Toad. The beers highlighted below are his work. We’ve named the beers, and written the descriptions to be synonymous with the experience we want for our customers when they come to see us. 

IPa Freely

IPa Freely

ABV 7.2%

The Freely is one of our most popular IPA’s and one of our signature beers. Inspired by famous characters like Seymore Butts, Willy Makeit, Al Coholic, and Eileen Dover, this IPA is as fun to drink as it is to say. There’s a reason it’s one of our most popular beers. 

Smashsquatch IPA

Smashsquatch IPA

ABV 6.1%

A smash is a Single Malt and Single Hop beer. A smash is also a very successful song, film, show, or performer according to the dictionary. In the case of our Smashsquatch, it’s a single malt, single hop, very successful IPA, and elusive beer-drinking manimal. Fortunately, you don’t have to have big feet or body fur to drink it. Just order one.  You’ll love the New Zealand Southern Cross hop it’s made with. This hop is famous for lemon zest and warm pine needle flavors.

Callipygian Pale Ale

Callipygian Pale Ale

ABV 5.2

It’s back! A little hoppier than most beers in this style, but you know we don’t shy away from hops at the Toad. Nice lightly toasted malt character paired with grassy, citrus hops of centennial and cascade. Finish is very clean, with a pleasant lingering bitterness and grass, lemon hops notes, which leaves a lingering soft bitterness with lemon notes from the malt and hops.

Shred The Gnar

Shred The Gnar

ABV 5.2

This IPA is a super rad hazy that, like, totally lives up to its name bro. Like, you can’t believe how awesome it tastes! And we totally don’t know how the ABV is so totally low on such a tastetastic brew. LOL! So you can, like, totally have more than one to chill out after grinding rails all day. Haha!

Gose Of The Gods

Gose Of The Gods

ABV 5.2%

Gose lovers love our Gose of the Gods, and it’s not just because it has a clever name that is regionally humorous. This is a well-balanced beer that has the right combination of slightly salty and mango sweet,  that really adds to your drinking experience. In fact, you don’t even have to be a Gose lover to love this beer because it goes so well with an outside patio, a warm day, and good friends.

Kolschpiracy

Kolschpiracy

ABV 5.2%

Like its name, this Kolsch is a little misunderstood. Although it’s a lighter style of beer, Kolschpiracy delivers more body and more flavor than a lighter beer should. But at only 5% ABV, it acts like a lighter beer. It’s a delicious beer that you need to try even if you’re not a Kolsch fan. The only question is how will you order it. “I’ll try the Kol-schpiracy”, or “I’ll try the Kolsch Piracy”.  

Flower Power

Flower Power

ABV 4.8%

Zesty? Yup! Refreshing? Heck yes! Lemony? Moreso than you can shake a stick at! This new version of the familiar favorite “Daughter of Lavender” has an extra kick of lemony zest, giving it the appearance of more hops than are actually there, while still maintaining that lavender finish that everybody loves. 

Funk-Aholics Anonymous

Funk-Aholics Anonymous

ABV 6%

Funk-Aholics is our wild fermentation barrel-aged sour. The wild yeast was harvested locally from alongside the Midland Trail. A mixture of Brettanomyces (a funky, spicy, barnyard flavor) and Lactobacillus (the wonderful slightly sweet even more sour flavor). A “Living Barrel”, every time some of the beer is pulled off for the taproom that volume is replaced with beer from a different batch so the flavors of the barrel will constantly be evolving.

Pueblo Picante

Pueblo Picante

ABV 6%

This is a simple amber ale made with a full bushel of Pueblo Chilies. Yes, we packed up the brewer and sent him to Pueblo and wouldn’t let him come back without that delicious roasted goodness. With a warm pepper flavor, a subtle heat, and a small bite at the end you can’t go wrong with this cold-weather warmer. Pairs well with spicy food and is great for cooking with! 

Stout Of The Border

Stout Of The Border

ABV 9%

This remarkable stout was inspired by tasting many of these over the years. It’s made with a blend of Cinnamon and Cocao powder and conditioned with vanilla, Cocao nibbs, Smoked Serrano’s, Smoked Chipotle Flakes, and Anchor Chilies.

This hefty 9% stout was made on the sweet side with a thick heavy body to hold up to the spice of the chilies giving it a pleasant chocolate cinnamon taste to the lips and tongue. After a few seconds, the subtle burn of the smoked chilies begins to blossom and combine with the cinnamon flavors leaving the need to drink more!

Tip Me Over And Pour Me Stout

Tip Me Over And Pour Me Stout

ABV 4.8%

You would think that this beer is served to you in a tea pot, and nothing would be more appropriately hilarious. However, it’s regrettably not… but it does look pretty darn delicious in a pint glass. Perhaps that’s because  this Dry Irish Stout is a “small” beer with a big, roasty punch. It’s low in alcohol and light in body, while at the same time accentuating the coffee and chocolate flavors derived solely from the dark malts in the grist. Even though the tea pot is not in play, you might ask the beertender to sing the song to you when you order this beer, and it could be just as entertaining.  

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ABV 5.8%

If you’re like most people, you’ve always wanted to try a Smoked Altbier but didn’t know where to get it or how to light it. Don’t worry, we got you! This Altbier is a german hybrid ale, meaning it’s fermented warm like an ale and then cellared at a low temperature like a lager. Because of the low temp when cellared, it’s much easier to light and smoke. In addition, we used peated malt to create the smoked flavor you can really taste in the beer. It’s the same kind of malt used to make the smoky scotch whisky. If you try to light or smoke this beer you will be charged double and ridiculed mercilessly by everyone in the brewery. 

NOT BEER

Hey, we get it, beer is not for everybody. Just kidding, we don’t get that at all but we understand that you may not be in the mood for beer, or just want a different option. Perhaps a beer did you wrong at some point and you now have a bitter taste in your mouth for beer. Whatever the reason, your business really isn’t our business, but our business is to make your experience here enjoyable, memorable, and free of probing questions as to why you’re not ordering a beer. With that said, our “Not Beer” options are available without explanation or judgement 🙂

All Doled Up

All Doled Up

3.2%

Made with 100% Organic Cane Sugar, “All Doled Up” is a refreshing option with a slight sweetness and wonderful tropical flavor and criminally clean finish. Sitting at 3.2% abv this seltzer is light and sessionable.

Soda

Soda

ABV None

Pop, soda, coke, soda pop… it doesn’t really matter what you call it, we have a variety of sweet, bubbly, and even fizzy beverages available. Just ask what we have on tap and we’ll let you know that we only have cans. It’s fun for us.

Tadpole Seltzer Water

Tadpole Seltzer Water

ABV None

You will really love this alcohol-free option if that’s what you’re looking for. We desperately want to make a joke about it being made with real tadpoles but our incredibly dull and humorless marketing team said no. We may call our next one “Buzz Kill Seltzer” in their honor.